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Wait… Is A Divorce Happening Or Not? – NEW SUSSEX RUMOUR

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A new rumour says a Sussex divorce is imminent. How many times do we have to report on the RUMOUR that Harry and Meghan will get a divorce? It’s been going on for a while. I’ve written several posts, including how the Sussexes are madly in love when Harry is truly trapped. I’ve even gone over what could happen if there were a break-up between the Dumbartons. That said, let’s get into a comment from Markle News on Instagram.

As longtime readers know by now, I don’t publish anything without giving a heads up of whether it’s a rumour, speculation, whatever. So there are elements of this screenshot (see the Markle News link) that are a bit off, if you will. What’s more, Meghan is showing herself as repeating history as a modern-day Wallis Simpson. Let’s hope if it is true, that it won’t be as messy as Kim Kardashian’s divorce from Kanye West. Cue the crash of the HBO Max app!

What The Screenshot Says About A “Divorce” – With Thoughts – Part One

Going over to the screenshot, the person who posted the comment is anonymous, as you can expect. Most rumours are from unknown sources and are usually baseless. The person says they work in Los Angeles and have connections to Sunshine Sachs, the PR firm representing Meghan (and Harry).

According to this source, Harry was allegedly kicked out of the Montecito mansion he and Meghan share. It’s said they’re in the middle of a divorce. Now, I don’t believe this for a moment.

Meghan will never let go of her Duchess title; if she ever wants to go into politics, she will try to keep it. She won’t be able to, of course, as the United States does not recognise foreign titles. Anyway, besides the point. The source claims that Meghan has a new lover who is well connected. He’s also caucasian.

While I want to believe this, I don’t. Sorry. There’s zero proof of this. Would Meghan give up her ties to Princess Diana? No. She wouldn’t. What I mean by this is that she will not give up the Princess of Wales’ jewellery.

The source continues by saying that Meghan has been spending so much time in LA to see her new “love.” It is said that Meghan spending a ton of time at the Beverly Hills Hotel wasn’t supposed to be common knowledge. Moreover, GB News bought it up on air.

It doesn’t make sense why Harry would appear on the Archetypes podcast for a full 30-seconds before disappearing if there was a divorce happening. Meghan and Harry Harkle aren’t good at faking it.

What The Screenshots Say About A “Divorce” – Part Two

Sunshine Sachs was making out, allegedly, that the visit to Los Angeles had to do with Spotify. The source’s contacts at Spotify have allegedly said that Meghan was not at the hotel for the podcast.

We all know Sunshine Sachs would cover Meghan’s ass if they needed to. Also, it’s said that Markle was forced to record every episode of Archetypes at Spotify’s HQ in LA. The reason? Because of the alleged ‘separation’ from Harry. She refuses to record it with him. Okay, so here’s another problem I have with this story.

Archetypes was always Meghan’s podcast. Harry was never a part of it. I did hear that Harry apparently was going to be an executive producer on the project, but I only heard that once. At least neither of them were producers on the CBS Oprah interview. It would never have gone to air otherwise.

Anyway, moving back to the rumour. The speculation is that the divorce has gotten abusive. Do I believe this? Partially. Do I think Harry is the violent one? In part. However, Meghan is allegedly known for throwing whooping tantrums. There is a rumour out there that ‘H’ was rough with the ladies. How true that is, I don’t know.

What The Screenshots Say – Part Three

The rumour says that mental health does play a part in the divorce and that Meghan wants sole custody of Archie and Lilibet, even though she has no interest in them. The source’s Spotify contact alleges that interactions with Markle are frosty.

PR will allegedly be spun that Harry is a wanderer. Meghan will be seen as a single mother with two children under five. So it concludes that Doria Ragland, Meghan’s mother, has moved into the Montecito house and that Sunshine Sachs doesn’t work for Harry.

Okay, now that we have that out of the way, I don’t believe much of this rumour. Though I must admit, the whole thing with Meghan showing up on a Zoom call with Archie and Doria does look odd; even though the kid’s face was covered, we’ve already seen what he looks like. Though, let’s hope the ‘divorce’ isn’t as bad as Kim Kardashian and Kanye West’s divorce. Could it be under the radar like Zoë Kravitz’s split from her husband?

I’m surprised there was no reference to the dishonouring of South Africa, the BS nursery fire and Serena Williams potential playing Meghan. Oh, and let’s not forget the Cambridge kids going to a new school. If there’s one thing Markle loves, it’s overshadowing the royals.

Also, if mental health was a factor, why didn’t they go to Julia Samuels, Princess Diana’s best friend or Doria? Finally, why don’t they just quit their jobs, as Harry suggested? Oh, wait. They don’t have jobs. What’s next? Even more Photoshop scandals? Moreover, remember Harry’s bus trip with James Corden? Oh, and the claims they’re fighting misinformation when they’re causing it.

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C.J. Hawkings has written for the now-defunct Entertainment website, Movie Pilot and the still functioning WhatCulture and ScreenRant. She prides herself as a truth seeker and will do (almost) anything for coffee or Coke No Sugar. Oh! And food!

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