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Archetypes Is FINALLY Over!

Archetypes

We can finally sigh with relief now that Meghan Markle’s podcast, Archetypes, is over. Not one episode has ever come out the other side, and something has been learned. Now, I have never listened to a single episode. Why? Because the sound of the woman’s voice grates on my ears. All she does is talk in circles and about herself.

I know a ton of Megxiteers have spoken about this already, but Meghan needs to learn the difference between an Archetype and a Stereotype. She only uses the word because it matches the ‘Arche’ theme. Also, Resting Doll Face posted something interesting to social media the other day, where she looked up the definition of ‘Arche’.

She’s right. The version of ‘Arche’ that I found says it can also mean ‘first place.’ Hmm. This might mean that Meghan thought she would be sitting in a ‘pole position’ because she sees herself as better than everyone else. She literally thought she could be Queen. In her mind, Her Majesty would bow down and hand over the throne. But no. Harry is the royal, not Markle.

‘Arche’ also means Empire. Meghan sees America as her own personal kingdom. She knows that the people are malleable. Easily corruptible. Look at the final guests on Archetypes. Judd Apatow. Trevor Noah. Andy Cohen. Men. The same-sex that she has manipulated her entire life. She used her father and then discarded him when he stopped being of use to her.

Her first husband, Trevor Engelson, was the same. She used him and her boyfriend, Cory, before she met Harry. But, men are just stepping stones in the world of Meghan Markle. So, in this last episode of Archetypes, the former actress speaks to Judd Apatow, a straight white man, Trevor Noah, an attractive black man who backed a professor who said people supporting the monarchy are being recolonised and Andy Cohen, a gay, white man who is the creator of the Housewives franchise and a late night that Meghan never got booked on.

This final episode of Archetypes was about settling scores with the Hollywood men that rejected her. While I have no idea why Judd was on there, Trevor is a handsome man who recently broke up with his actress girlfriend, Minka Kelly. She’s now dating some other dude, according to the Royal Grift.

As The Royal Grift mentions in her video, she says Meghan was making Andy incredibly uncomfortable for not putting her on his show back in the day and not remembering her. She claimed to have met him twice, once before Suits started and around the time of about Season 2 or 3. Moving over to Trevor and Meghan apparently was flirting hard.

Now, I used to have a deep respect for Trevor because he was raised by a single mother, and he had to climb to where he is now without help. I’ve always admired stories like his, but I do not appreciate a man who has no interest in the royals calling them toxic when he doesn’t check the facts. The worst part? He called King Charles a brat all because he had wobbly over a leaky pen just days after The Queen died.

I do not need a naive American man (no offence to my American readers) to tell me that the royals are toxic. They aren’t. If he had bothered to look at the other side rather than take Harry and Meghan’s comments as factual, I would have more respect for him. I know there will be readers who will think I’m biased and bigoted because I don’t believe a person of colour. It’s not racist to have different opinions. He can think whatever he wants, but the truth of the matter is facts matter more than opinion.

It’s people like Trevor Noah and Meghan who rely too heavily on their political affiliation to shape their opinions. Accountability for one’s own actions doesn’t fly with them. If you were to tell them, “Oh, the ocean is entirely salt water”, they’ll go “No, it’s fresh water.” You get the idea. The woke crowd consists of clowns who refuse to own up to their mistakes.

Narcissism plays into it, but it’s the whole “let’s all be winners” policy again. Meghan’s spiels about compassion and how she’s teaching Archie about manners and passing the salt and pepper together show her for who she truly is; she is a disruptor with no moral compass. Who teaches a 3-year-old how to pass condiments? If I were a parent of a three-year-old, I would be more concerned about whether they’ve eaten dog poo or something.

Meghan is a control freak. Her need to have everything run perfectly and her way show that she is an unstable human being. This is not me being cruel. It is an observation. She has a high… How can I put this?… opinion of herself which she uses to hide her low self-esteem.

Archetypes’ last episode is the perfect way to expose her for this flaw, despite it being blatantly obvious on everything she does. From copying every influential woman on the planet to being in the press almost every day, Meghan has low self-esteem. She barely kept it together when Mariah Carey called her a diva. I just want to add here that she was not joking to all those who have listened to the podcast. I have heard that little snippet and it wasn’t in a jokey way. You could almost hear the panic in her voice.

Mariah made her career work by being a diva. It’s not a negative thing. Meghan, however, doesn’t see it in the same way. She lives in a mindscape where left is right. She can turn every little slight into something its not. The man episode shows Markle as a real man hater. She doesn’t care about men. Like I’ve said before. She’s a really succubus or even better, a siren whose voice has been drowned out by her sisters.

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C.J. Hawkings has written for the now-defunct Entertainment website, Movie Pilot and the still functioning WhatCulture and ScreenRant. She prides herself as a truth seeker and will do (almost) anything for coffee or Coke No Sugar. Oh! And food!

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