We love writing these Chronicles of Harkle posts comparing CopyMeg to Catherine, Princess of Wales. Initially, this was going to be solely about copying fashion. However, we wanted to do something a little more original. We will assemble a list of things that Meghan has stolen from Catherine and passed off as her own. There …
Meghan Markle’s new lifestyle brand, American Riviera Orchard is still a ways off, but doesn’t stop us from talking about the confirmed products. The soft launch was nonsensical. The American Riviera Orchard website is nothing but a landing page. Meghan Markle’s Instagram strategy is non-existent. All the ARO products we know of have been revealed …
Meghan Markle has made a career out of being a victim. Racism? Check. Poor little lonely girl? Yes. The target of sexism? Yep. Bullying target? Yes again. Pregnant woman with mental health issues? Tick. There are two narratives that Little Miss American Riviera Orchard hasn’t formed. That’s the need to photoshop photos and the goal …
Meghan Markle doesn’t understand that no one cares about her jam. She’s reportedly upset that her beloved and non-existent brand, “American Riviera Orchard” is being criticised. She believes it is “unfair criticism” that ARO is getting. Girl, no one gives two effs about your stupid commercial venture. You’re grossly unpopular due to your family-hating values …
Meghan Markle has always had an odd relationship with men before she married Prince Harry. We’ve mentioned before that there may or may not have been an overlap between her meeting her ‘now-husband’ and her ex, Cory Vitiello. We also know she is a backward feminist and that she doesn’t care about cultural appropriation. What …
Meghan Markle’s scam jam has had quite the journey and it’s not even out to the public. Her so-called “friends” have been raving about it, but that’s what they have to do, right? They have to praise the narcissist to inflate her ego. What we wanted to do is go over all the people who …
What could be more relatable than a Prince and his untalented wife who claim they’re like everyone else? Well, they’re not relatable in any sense of the term. Heck, it’s doubtful that they even know what it means. Harry and Meghan claim they’re kind people and making the world a better place. In the six …
Will the Sussex children, Archie and Lilibet have serious resentment towards their parents as adults? Meanwhile, Meghan’s jam endeavour causes the sales at Highgrove to soar. What does Meghan Markle have against family? She claims that she loves her kids and everything, but why is she depriving them of time with their grandfathers, cousins, aunts …
Meghan Markle thought that her new brand, American Riviera Orchard (ARO), needed an original product, jam. Oh, yes she thinks her ARO jam is original. Two of her rich friends, Tracy Robbins (the wife of Paramount CEO Brian Robbins) and Delfina (Nacho’s wife) posted to their Instagram stories the 10th and 17th of a batch …
Meghan Markle’s “soft-launched” American Riviera Orchard is failing before it’s even started, and everyone knows it’s a rip-off of various celebrity brands. She recently amended the trademark to include other things outside the kitchenware she was originally peddling. Since the launch of American Riviera Orchard, people have quickly pointed out what a rip-off the brand …
It has only been a couple of weeks, and Meghan Markle’s new brand, American Riviera Orchard (eek!), is already flailing and struggling to grow legs. Why? Well, her Instagram following is mostly bots and has stopped growing. This is bad compared to the record she and Harry broke with Sussex Royal, which got a million …
We have questions about Meghan Markle’s American Riviera Orchard brand. Not only is it a ridiculous name that means nothing to the average person, but the promo video on the Insta-stories shows a lot of nothing. We went over that in our previous post. What we wanted to do here is explore the questions that …
Meghan Markle is obsessed with beige. Oh, wait. Didn’t she say she was FORCED to wear beige by the royals? Oh, wait. She wore colour a ton. Okay, we’re off-topic. The blog gods have blessed us (fortunately!) with the former actress and royal’s new lifestyle website, American Riviera Orchard. Oh. My. Go– You know what? …
