Meghan Markle’s scam jam has had quite the journey and it’s not even out to the public. Her so-called “friends” have been raving about it, but that’s what they have to do, right? They have to praise the narcissist to inflate her ego. What we wanted to do is go over all the people who …
Flashback Friday: Harry And Meghan Claim To Be Like Everyone Else, Except They Aren’t – OPINION
What could be more relatable than a Prince and his untalented wife who claim they’re like everyone else? Well, they’re not relatable in any sense of the term. Heck, it’s doubtful that they even know what it means. Harry and Meghan claim they’re kind people and making the world a better place. In the six …
Archie & Lilibet To Resent Their Parents? Highgrove Sales Skyrocket
Will the Sussex children, Archie and Lilibet have serious resentment towards their parents as adults? Meanwhile, Meghan’s jam endeavour causes the sales at Highgrove to soar. What does Meghan Markle have against family? She claims that she loves her kids and everything, but why is she depriving them of time with their grandfathers, cousins, aunts …
Meghan Markle’s First American Riviera Orchard Product Is Tacky – OPINION
Meghan Markle thought that her new brand, American Riviera Orchard (ARO), needed an original product, jam. Oh, yes she thinks her ARO jam is original. Two of her rich friends, Tracy Robbins (the wife of Paramount CEO Brian Robbins) and Delfina (Nacho’s wife) posted to their Instagram stories the 10th and 17th of a batch …
CopyMeg – Meghan Markle Copies Catherine, The Princess Of Wales
We love writing these Chronicles of Harkle posts comparing CopyMeg to Catherine, Princess of Wales. Initially, this was going to be solely about copying fashion. However, we wanted to do something a little more original. We will assemble a list of things that Meghan has stolen from Catherine and passed off as her own. There …
American Riviera Orchard Is A Rip-Off Various Other Celebrity Brands
Meghan Markle’s “soft-launched” American Riviera Orchard is failing before it’s even started, and everyone knows it’s a rip-off of various celebrity brands. She recently amended the trademark to include other things outside the kitchenware she was originally peddling. Since the launch of American Riviera Orchard, people have quickly pointed out what a rip-off the brand …
Everything We (Unfortunately) Know About American Riviera Orchard – OPINION
It has only been a couple of weeks, and Meghan Markle’s new brand, American Riviera Orchard (eek!), is already flailing and struggling to grow legs. Why? Well, her Instagram following is mostly bots and has stopped growing. This is bad compared to the record she and Harry broke with Sussex Royal, which got a million …
Questions About Meghan Markle’s American Riviera Orchard Brand
We have questions about Meghan Markle’s American Riviera Orchard brand. Not only is it a ridiculous name that means nothing to the average person, but the promo video on the Insta-stories shows a lot of nothing. We went over that in our previous post. What we wanted to do here is explore the questions that …
Again, With The Beige! Meghan Markle Launches New Brand: American Riviera Orchard And Everything Wrong With It
Meghan Markle is obsessed with beige. Oh, wait. Didn’t she say she was FORCED to wear beige by the royals? Oh, wait. She wore colour a ton. Okay, we’re off-topic. The blog gods have blessed us (fortunately!) with the former actress and royal’s new lifestyle website, American Riviera Orchard. Oh. My. Go– You know what? …