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American Riviera Orchard Products… So Far – A PARTIAL OPINION

American Riviera Orchard products

Meghan Markle’s new lifestyle brand, American Riviera Orchard is still a ways off, but doesn’t stop us from talking about the confirmed products. The soft launch was nonsensical.

The American Riviera Orchard website is nothing but a landing page. Meghan Markle’s Instagram strategy is non-existent. All the ARO products we know of have been revealed by the former actress’ influencer pals.

However, Richard Eden and Alison Boshoff in the Daily Mail have revealed that Prince Harry’s wife’s first official American Riviera Orchard product will be Rosé.

Confirmed American Riveria Orchard Products

The list of American Riviera Orchard products so far are:

  • Strawberry jam (unofficial – allegedly)
  • Raspberry jam (unofficial allegedly)
  • Dog Biscuits (unofficial – allegedly)
  • Rosé (official – allegedly)

Just by looking at this tiny list, what do all these American Riviera Orchard products have in common? Revenge. Yes, we said it. Meghan wants vengeance on The King for denying her everything she wanted. She is taking it out on Highgrove and the Buckingham Palace Shop, which has sold out of their jams.

She claims that The King’s Highgrove Estate doesn’t grow their produce while she does. However, how does she explain that certain produce doesn’t grow at certain points in the year? It is our belief that Meghan is claiming she grows all her produce when she actually buys it elsewhere.

Meghan is also allegedly throwing a tantrum because she believes that The King’s Highgrove products are outselling hers. Though, there is one issue. She’s not selling anything yet. There was even a story where Harry had to pull her back from “confronting” her father-in-law for having a brand in the first place or whatever.

If she had done a little more research or even asked the King about Highgrove, she would have learned he has been selling products like jam since at least the early 90s. This is not a new venture for him. It has been active for 35 years.

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C.J. Hawkings has written for the now-defunct Entertainment website, Movie Pilot and the still functioning WhatCulture and ScreenRant. She prides herself as a truth seeker and will do (almost) anything for coffee or Coke No Sugar. Oh! And food!

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