Meghan Markle doesn’t know how to use a dictionary. Let me explain for those new to the whole Sussex drama. In various interviews and articles, the former actress has used certain words in the wrong context. She is supposed to be an educated woman who knows how use words.
In this post, we’ll explore some of the words that Meghan doesn’t use correctly.
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Niggling
Okay, this first one is mind-blowing. As per Page Six, Meghan claimed during her interview with The Cut magazine that her children, Archie and Lilibet Mountbatten-Windsor were called the N-word by the British press.
However, a 2021 article in the Daily Mail revealed that Meghan was, again, lying. An edition of American Vogue had criticised The Daily Mail for using the word “niggling” in an article dating back to 2017 with Harry and Markle’s engagement photos. The writer of the American Vogue article claimed that the word was racist towards Meghan and was used as such.
However, the word has nothing to do with race whatsoever.
What’s more, there was a racist incident revolving around Archie when he was born. According to the BBC, Danny Baker, a British radio host was fired for calling the then-newborn ‘a chimp.’
Archetypes
Next up, we have Archetypes. This word partially inspired this post and shows that Meghan doesn’t know how to use a dictionary. However, we understand what she was trying to do.
So, the ‘Archetypes’ that Meghan was trying to highlight on her podcast were stereotypes. What she was attempting to do was merge the ‘Archewell’ brand with stereotypes. So, it would’ve been ‘Arche’ from Archewell and ‘types’ from stereotypes.
However, the mean of Archetypes is not what Meghan believes it is.
As a point of reference, this is what Stereotypes means
Guttural
The second inspiration for this article is Meghan demanding that Allison P Davis, in The Cut interview, transcribe her guttural sounds.
If that wasn’t weird enough, The Spectator did a piece regarding Meghan’s reaction to Roe vs. Wade being overturned. In their reporting, they said she misused ‘guttural’ to describe how she and Harry were feeling. She was supposed to say ‘visceral’.
The definition for guttural is as follows:
Compassion
Okay, we could write a whole article about what Meghan’s personal dictionary says about compassion. Just hey, here’s what she thinks it means:
- Trashing your in-laws.
- Calling your critics racists.
- Ditching friends and family after they wear out their usefulness.
- Doing interviews and whinging about your lot in life.
- Being rich and outspending everyone you know.
- Having your minions attack people online if they don’t fall in line with your narrative.
The actual definition of compassion is:
Bullying
Another word in Meghan’s dictionary that she seems to get messed up is bullying. She thinks every person who calls her out or something is “bullying” her. What it actually means is the following:
Pump-Pump
Okay, this one doesn’t need a big introduction as it was a total flop. But in Meghan’s dedication to Harry and Archie in her children’s book, The Bench, she wrote, “To the man and boy who make my heart go pump-pump.”
Yes, you read that correctly. The dedication reads super cheesy. Who in their right mind says “pump pump?” Oh, right, Meghan Markle would as her dictionary is different to ours. She could use words like “beat” or “circulate” not “pump pump.” A heart pumps blood. But it doesn’t make the “pump pump” sound. It’s more like a “boom-boom” or a “thud-thud.”
Argentinian
This last one is a doozy, as it shows how stupid Meghan can be. She claimed she could speak “Argentinian.”
There is no such language as “Argentinian.” The native language of Argentina is Spanish. How do we know that? Queen Máxima of the Netherlands, is from Argentina.
She can speak Spanish, which is her native language. She can also speak English, and Dutch and can converse in French. Her eldest daughter, Catherina-Amalia, speaks Dutch, Spanish and English, though she took classes in Mandarin Chinese.
Meghan believes she is a deep person with a lot of life experience. However, she keeps making errors like this. If she was a “good writer” like she loves to claim, why doesn’t she use a dictionary or a thesaurus?
