There was once a woman named Amber Heard, who turned out to be a huge, humourous turd. She misled the public into believing her ex-husband, famed actor Johnny Depp was “a wife-beater.” However, it would later be revealed that Amber Turd was a huge, humourous turd. Her story was inconsistent, and the jury saw through the lies she was telling, and only her woke and idiotic followers believed her story of mistreatment. This was no different to Meghan Markle’s Disney Princess Syndrome.
The only two journalists that believed her were Dan Wootton and her friend/girlfriend/mouthpiece, Eve Barlow. Very few people knew of her before she was expelled from the trial for tweeting about it. So, now Amber and her small number of goons sit around in a circle on the floor like kindergartens playing Chinese whispers.
The fights are large and physical, with fists full of hair extensions and who knows what else. The group cannot believe that jury, mainly men and a couple of women would believe an abuser over a victim of domestic violence.
“What a load of BS!” screams Eve. “Johnny is so totally the abuser!” She says this while typing on her phone to inform all of her Twitter followers how much of a horrible person Johnny is. A few of Amber’s followers have to fight to hide how annoyed they are. However, the woman does not shut up. All she does is parrot what Amber says.
Amber sits fake weeping while Eve continues to complain about the verdict. Some supporters realised that she was lying but were merely there to see her continue victimising herself. “I gave all the evidence I had and I still lost!” she dabbed her eyes. “As a woman, I am a victim. Men cannot be victims as they are always the perparators!”
A couple of the people sitting farthest away from Amber looked at each other, perplexed.
