It’s no secret that Prince Harry is jealous of his brother, Prince William, for looking more like their late mother, Princess Diana, than he does. In his memoir, Spare the Duke of Sussex mocks his older sibling for losing his hair “at an alarming rate” and looking less like their deceased “mummy.”
However, Prince Harry doesn’t want to accept that he, too, is losing his hair. Usually, we don’t like mocking people’s appearances, but this was too good to pass up. Recently, it has finally hit the media that whatever PR company Harry is with is trying to make out that he has more hair than he does. They’re trying to pull the wool over the public’s eyes, but we’re not idiots. We know what he looks like, and every time he sees a new picture of him without Photoshop or hair plugs, he seems to be losing more follicles.
Anyone following Prince Harry since he married “the wife” can see that she stresses him out to the point that he’s looking more and more like Friar Tuck.
Let’s not forget that the pair’s sister-in-law, Catherine, was also trashed by them. So, it’s okay for Harry to get hair plugs but not for William to be balding? Give us an every loving break! Then, we have the Photoshop stunts by Time magazine, People magazine and let’s not forget that weird Christmas card where baby Lili had alien fingers and obscenely long legs. At the same time, Archie was an afterthought as his parents admired his sister and didn’t share the love.
These three photos are just a handful of Harry with photoshopped hair. Yes, we know the Time Magazine shoot where Harry’s on the front page acting as Meghan’s hairdresser. To us, he did this to emulate the famous picture of him, Diana and William.
The huge issue that we have here is that Prince Harry’s hair in the photoshopped images is that it’s not consistent. He goes from having ginger hair, as seen in the Christmas card, to being a brunette in the People Magazine photos. Like, what the eff?
The Sussexes’ PR people see the public as stupid idiots who won’t notice the difference. The only people jumping for joy would be the Sussex Squad. This is what Prince Harry’s hair truly looks like.
Does it look like Prince Harry has a full head of hair in these two photos? No, it doesn’t. Also, what gives him the right to lambast his brother for losing his hair? Harry is losing his hair, too. It makes no sense on the surface. But if you dig a little more, it’s evident that he’s jealous of how much William looks like their late mother, even without his hair.
Finally, it is not outside the realm of possibility that Meghan is ordering him to do something about his hair issue. Why? Because it looks unflattering to their image, and probably don’t want to be a “carbon copy” of William and Catherine. After all, she hates them for seeing through her act. She doesn’t realise that Kate doesn’t care if her husband is losing his hair. She loves him for who he is, not what he looks like.
