We love writing these Chronicles of Harkle posts comparing CopyMeg to Catherine, Princess of Wales. Initially, this was going to be solely about copying fashion. However, we wanted to do something a little more original. We will assemble a list of things that Meghan has stolen from Catherine and passed off as her own. There …
Meghan Markle’s “soft-launched” American Riviera Orchard is failing before it’s even started, and everyone knows it’s a rip-off of various celebrity brands. She recently amended the trademark to include other things outside the kitchenware she was originally peddling. Since the launch of American Riviera Orchard, people have quickly pointed out what a rip-off the brand …
Prince Harry has been named in a lawsuit against Sean ‘Diddy’ Combs, an American rapper. For sensitivity reasons, I don’t want to trigger limited ads on the page, so I won’t mention what crime Diddy has been accused of, though it is similar to what a Prince Andrew associate allegedly did. Anyway, Prince Harry has …
It has only been a couple of weeks, and Meghan Markle’s new brand, American Riviera Orchard (eek!), is already flailing and struggling to grow legs. Why? Well, her Instagram following is mostly bots and has stopped growing. This is bad compared to the record she and Harry broke with Sussex Royal, which got a million …
Prince Harry is due to return to the United Kingdom for a visit, but don’t expect him to visit Catherine, the Princess of Wales. The Mirror reports that despite his sister-in-law’s cancer, he will not be visiting Catherine. It is believed he will return to the WellChild Awards and nothing more. After Catherine revealed her …
I don’t usually like talking about the royal children in any capacity, titled or not. However, Richard Eden of the Daily Mail just released an article which reveals that Meghan has had photos taken of Archie and Lilibet. According to Richard, the photos of the Sussex children were taken by Jake Rosenberg. For those mightn’t …
Prince Harry is now whining that he’s been left out of planning future royal events. Boohoo! He should have thought of that when he decided to drop his life for Meghan’s in California. This story is courtesy of the Daily Express. The story comes as The King battles cancer, and his aides are beginning to …
It was going to happen. The Sussex profiles on the official royal website have been changed to a single profile rather than individual ones, prompting a downgrade. As the alteration was being made, the separate profiles were removed for almost an hour before replacing them with what we have now. As the change happened, the …
The Sussex pregnancy photo was supposed to be a joyous occasion… until it came out that the tree in background was inserted later. However, did Misan Harriman, the photographer who took the photo via his iPad from England, lie about the metadata? I am not a photographer, but I understand enough about metadata that Misan …
Giles Coren has risen his head again, but this time, his controversial tweets have nothing to do with Prince William or Rose Hanbury. Instead, he is saying, likely as a joke (who knows at this point), that he was snagging Meghan Markle while Harry was in the shower, and then it turned into a threesome. …
Sorry, Meghan Markle, but you’re a public figure, so people can speculate about your personal life. Youtubers are already restricted in what they are allowed to share or say. They are banned from saying certain words or dilvuging on certain topics. So, do you think that YouTube’s head honchos will listen to Meghan Markle when …
We have questions about Meghan Markle’s American Riviera Orchard brand. Not only is it a ridiculous name that means nothing to the average person, but the promo video on the Insta-stories shows a lot of nothing. We went over that in our previous post. What we wanted to do here is explore the questions that …
Meghan Markle is obsessed with beige. Oh, wait. Didn’t she say she was FORCED to wear beige by the royals? Oh, wait. She wore colour a ton. Okay, we’re off-topic. The blog gods have blessed us (fortunately!) with the former actress and royal’s new lifestyle website, American Riviera Orchard. Oh. My. Go– You know what? …
Many rumours have been about the Duke and Duchess of Sussex. Everyone knows the ones about the emerald tiara debacle, the who made who cry situation and, of course, the speculation over the children’s births. The list goes on. However, there are many more out there. In this post, we’ll explore the lesser-known Sussex rumours. …
Meghan Markle and Prince Harry have a backward life. They think they’re advocating for modern causes, but they’re actually not. One example is Meghan’s podcast, Archetypes, which centres on stereotypes that existed in the 1950s and 1960s. Another is Harry’s fight against the media. The fight was won by his brother, Prince William, a decade …
Meghan Markle hates Catherine, the Princess of Wales, for an endless number of reasons. We’ve known this since the former actress mentioned “Princess Kate” on The Tig and assumed they’d be BFFs! Well, they’re not, and they were never going to be. A longstanding theory exists that Meghan hates Catherine because the Princess of Wales …
Prince Harry’s Las Vegas party past has come back to bite him, with a former stripper coming out to reveal she may drop his nude pics to her OnlyFans account. According to Yahoo!, the woman whose name is Carrie Royale, has said she is upset that she was not referenced in the prince’s book, Spare. …
Meghan Markle’s failed Podcast, Archetypes, is still a colossal failure. Lemonada Media probably now realises that signing the former actress to their service was a terrible idea. Why? Well, because their mindset was “we want to give more people access to Archetypes.” What they fail to remember, is that you don’t need to signed up …
Here we go again. Meghan Markle has bought her way into another event, acting like she’s important, and it makes us wonder what the organisers of SXSW (South By Southwest) were thinking. All she will do is talk about her victimhood and how she was the most trolled person on social media, if not the …
Prince Harry had many thoughts when he started dating Meghan Markle in 2016, and in reality, he believed she was “the one.” His version of his sister-in-law, Catherine, the Duchess of Cambridge, if you will. His big brother, Prince William, could see through the actress’ act of naivety in a nanosecond. What’s more, Prince Harry …
We know Meghan Markle secretly plans her post-divorce life for when she eventually leaves Prince Harry. This comes off the back of her Operation: Snag A Prince, where she plotted to win him over by manipulating him by using parts of his mother’s life story as her own. So we wanted to look into some …
Prince Harry thinks he is entitled to all-around tax-funded security from the Home Office. However, you don’t get to keep the perks when you leave a job. However, he doesn’t appear to understand that. According to the Daily Express, Prince Harry’s four-year battle against the Home Office had him demanding that they give him the …
Meghan Markle has an obsession with royalty. A ton of people from her past have said it. According to a November 2017 article in the Mirror, the mother of one of her former friends said she was obsessed with watching Charles and Diana’s wedding on repeat. There is even video footage from the former actress’ …
Meghan Markle wants to be “Mother Earth” when it comes to her brand. She and her husband, Prince Harry, now run three websites: Sussex (which they should not be using), Archewell Productions and Archewell Foundation. However, if you look just beneath the surface, you might notice that King Charles III’s younger son sits more in …
Meghan Markle thinks she can be Queen of Sussex or America by constantly rebranding herself (oh, and her husband… what was his name?). She loves launching websites and buying up domain names. In the last few hours, it has become apparent that the Archewell website has had a drastic makeover is now the Sussex website. …
