Chronicles of Harkle

Chronicles Of Harkle: The Sussexes Hit The UN And It Was A S*** Show!

United Nations

Prince Harry has done a speech at the UN, and oh, god. Again, Meghan Markle is feeding the world, this time at the UN, her word salad wokeness through her husband again. His time, however, she is using the United Nations to get her hubby to proclaim they are soulmates. Yeah, I know. If they were, Harry would be smiling, and he’s not. He can fake it as much as he wants, but even Prince Harry can’t fool the UN.

Harry was asked to address a UN assembly on Nelson Mandela Day. However, I must stress that this was NOT the United Nations General Assembly, which doesn’t resume until mid-September 2022. Markle News on Instagram found an interesting photo from the Daily Mail of a protester with a sign questioning why the Sussexes were even present.

[Credit: @marklenews1 on Instagram]

As the photo says, Mandela spent much of his life in prison. Meanwhile, the Duchess of Sussex enjoyed only 18 months as a ‘British princess’ living in a castle and did nothing but complain. So why were Meghan Markle and her husband even addressing the UN when they’ve done nothing to earn it?

No One Cared To Attend Meghan And Harry’s UN Stunt

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A photo from the event, courtesy of Baeyes on Twitter, shows that there were maybe a dozen people in the room. Unfortunately, I couldn’t get the image to embed in the article, but to see what I’m referring to, check the link I’ve provided.

Speaking at the United Nations is something Meghan Markle could only dream about. She spoke at an event for UN Women during her days on Suits. Markle claimed on The Tig in a post she called “International Women’s Day” that she was in London to support Emma Watson. Now, Tom Bower mentioned in an excerpt from his upcoming book, Revenge, that Meghan wanted to meet Emma while at UN Women for the event. However, Miss Watson denied her request. Good on Emma.

Emma has been a women’s empowerment campaigner for years, and Meghan claims she’s her role model? Excuse me while I go and vomit! She’s only jumping on Emma’s coattails because she can’t get people to her word salad wokery.

As for Harry, we all know he’s lost all validation. People used to love him. Now, they loathe him, and he cries whenever he sees someone crapping on him. It is his fault. He didn’t listen to anyone who warned him about Meghan; now, he has to reap the consequences of his actions. Also, people are worried about his mental health. Seriously, pot meet kettle. Read the comments on social media. The world is not happy.

Vomit Inducing Speech

I have not heard Harry’s speech to the UN for Mandela Day. However, I have read bits of it. These are not his words. They are Meghan’s. Anyone who has listened to even some of Meghan’s speeches over the years will have heard the same slew of buzzwords. Compassion. Ripple effect. Equality. My husband. You get the idea.

What makes it even worse is that Harry is spewing the same message without realising it. Just because you speak pretty words doesn’t mean you’re making an impact. The whole reason the Sussexes were at the United Nations is that their PR pushed for it. Sunshine Sachs is trying to push the narrative that the couple are humanitarians. Please. This is the same PR Firm that got into trouble for editing some of their client’s Wikipedia pages.

Screenshot from Ken Sunshine’s Wikipedia page about his PR firm editing clients’ Wikipedia pages, possibly without their knowledge.

The subject of Meghan’s Wikipedia page has been questioned for about five years. It is my opinion that there were possible scenarios here. The first is that Meghan edited her page herself. The second and more likely scenario is that Sunshine Sachs did it. Whatever the case, it doesn’t paint anyone involved in the best light.

Worse Than Using The Ukrainian Conflict To Collect Footage

This is worse than the whole using Ukraine as a talking point at the Invictus Games and a woman smuggling footage to Harry in a tampon after getting captured by the Russians. #IStandWithUkraine, but the Sussexes don’t care. All they want is money.

The Mother Card Again

We all know that Harry sees Meghan as the reincarnation of his mother. It’s scary, and this was evident during their United Nations stunt. The Prince of Hypocrisy used Diana as he usually does when talking about Nelson Mandela. He also referred to Meghan as his soulmate.

As I’ve said before, if Meghan were his soulmate, he wouldn’t look miserable. Unfortunately, whenever Harry is out in public with Meghan, he seems dead inside, and the stunt at the UN is no different. Honestly, I fear for him. I do. Harry’s performance at the UN was a massive misfire because he spoke on issues he is not meant to. His speech was supposed to be about Nelson Mandela.

Instead, as I mentioned earlier, Harry milked Diana’s memory as she met Mister Mandela just before her death in 1997. someone pointed out on Twitter that Prince Charles had also met Nelson Mandela. However, his father is all but dead to Harry. He knows this as he has thrown the Prince of Wales in the discard pile as his wife did with her father.

However, I suspect Harry will be expecting an invitation to Charles’ coronation despite trashing him. I’ve spoken about this along with William’s coronation, which eventually happens after Charles’ death. Again, though, this might change if he and Meghan divorce.

The Palace Is Sneaky

To end this article, I want to address what happened at the Platinum Jubilee and how Prince Harry’s UN stunt could affect him and Meghan. So, we know they were pissed off that they were not included in the more significant celebrations because they trashed the family to Oprah, secret recording devices and their delusions of grandeur where everyone will embrace them warmly when they’ve been vilified in public.

I could’ve sworn that I saw a news story about how the palace was mortified with Harry degrading himself at the UN. However, I cannot find it again. Let’s say they were horrified by what he did. They’re aware that he’s trying to undermine them. However, Harry isn’t too bright to realise that the palace is playing him for a fool. They have been for a while.

[Credit: Yahoo! News Malaysia] Photo altered by CJ Hawkings

The Platinum Jubilee was organised so the Sussexes couldn’t mingle with the senior royals. Remember the bump in Meghan’s Nurse Ratched/Eliza Dolittle-inspired dress? Well, it has been said the lump could have been a microphone. Also, the outfit was custom Dior. According to several fashionistas, the dress should NOT have had a lump in it, indicating that she was hiding a mic pack.

However, all Meghan would’ve been able to snag is muffling. Also, The palace knew what she and Harry were doing with Netflix, so they distanced them from Charles, William, Camilla, and Catherine and had eyes on them at all times. Moreover, this is the same stunt Harry and Meghan pulled in mid-2021. They were allegedly kicked out of the UN Building after they were caught with mics.

Again, the same stunt happened at the Harlem school. Harry was spotted with a wire poked out of his pocket and under his shirt.

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C.J. Hawkings has written for the now-defunct Entertainment website, Movie Pilot and the still functioning WhatCulture and ScreenRant. She prides herself as a truth seeker and will do (almost) anything for coffee or Coke No Sugar. Oh! And food!

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