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Prince Harry… LUSTWORTHY???

Prince Harry, lustworthy

Once upon a time, a prince named Harry was one of the world’s most eligible bachelors. He married a scheming woman named Meghan, and together, they wanted to rule the world. However, the wife begins pushing a “Prince Harry lustworthy” narrative when their reputations start to tank. She does this through their numerous PR channels to make it appear she got the better man. He is a good-looking bloke, but he has an ugly personality. I would never be jealous of someone who marries someone to protest because they can’t get what they want; power, in Prince Harry’s case.

The Theresa Longo Fanpage has posted a rather exciting exclusive regarding Prince Harry. According to their anonymous tech investigation, it looks like the Sussex camp, or Meghan, wants to make the dimwit lustworthy to the public. I thought I read the tweet wrong when I saw it early this morning. ‘Lustworthy’? This goes with the ‘p-wife’ shit that Meghan made up for being a polo wife.

Meghan And Her Lack Of Understanding of The English Language

There Meghan goes again in not understanding the English language, but whatever. Sadly, Prince Harry’s reputation is in the toilet. He bought it on himself when he chose a woman he barely knew over his kin. So now, he’s living with his head in the clouds. He is ignorant that his beloved Meg is using him and squeezing him dry of everything he has.

Meghan has long been denounced as a royal. The only reason she has the title is because of Prince Harry. King Charles will have her husband’s dukedom pulled if she’s not careful. She will be reduced to Princess Henry or return to plain old Meghan Markle. No amount of victimhood or PR to make her husband more lustworthy will make the situation better. That ship has officially sailed. If she had tried to pull this stunt earlier, it might’ve worked a little, but not this time. We know she is notorious for doing this. Look at the PR Stunt she pulled with the wreath at Prince Philip’s funeral and the one last Christmas, which backfired because you could see the pap’s shadow. I still cannot believe she didn’t notice this, but whatever.

“Lustworthy” Prince Harry Is Not Like William

There is a reason why Prince Harry couldn’t find a woman the way Prince William did with Catherine. The Duke of Whinging and Complaining was paranoid that the media were stalking him. This was an observation made by his two previous girlfriends, Chelsy Davy and Cressida Bonas, who are both now married, have children and are very happy with their new lives. They don’t need a prince to fulfil them.

Also, I wouldn’t date someone as emotionally scarred as Harry. William would’ve been my pick as he understood his mother’s flaws. But Harry didn’t want to hear it and sees Princess Diana as a victim. I’ve pointed out countless times that she was NOT a victim. She was mentally unstable because she was forced to marry a man who didn’t love her so she could churn out heirs. The only happiness Diana had in her marriage to Charles was her boys. They were her heart and soul.

William Looks Into Who Diana Truly Was

William went on a fact-finding mission to understand who his mother indeed was. He has also accepted Camilla as his father’s wife and as the Queen Consort, a role I’m sure Harry wishes was Diana’s. Now, moving away from this, I want to say that wanting something so wrong that could’ve happened doesn’t mean it will happen.

Harry’s perspective has changed so much due to Meghan wanting to shape his past in a way that didn’t happen that it’s hard to determine what is true and what is false. Oh, wait. We know the truth about Prince Harry as everything he did back in those days was caught on video. Remember his conversation with William and Catherine and how he thanked his brother for helping him get therapy? Now, he credits Meghan for it when he said in the same interview where he referenced William that she had nothing to do with it.

Lustworthy… Really?

The lustworthy narrative is one that the Sussex Squad are lapping up, according to the Body Language Guy. I’ve watched the video he did, and I agree with him that the SS are delusional and paid PR. Also, I don’t think Megyn Kelly cares that they’re using her call out of Markle for only calling “lustworthy” Prince Harry “my husband” as a hashtag.

Harry is not a hot commodity, and he never will be. If there is a divorce, no woman will touch him due to his constant need to scream his jealousy of his brother from the rooftops of Montecito. Also, it would not surprise me if he claims he’s an only child like Meghan did on Oprah. This would upset people to the nth degree.

What the hell is Meghan thinking? It is clear that this alleged whole ‘Prince Harry is lustworthy’ narrative is a swipe at Catherine. I still believe that MM is jealous of the Princess of Wales. She [Catherine] got the better brother and the same title that Diana had. We know that Meghan would’ve loved to have as she sees herself as god’s gift to men and as Diana 2.0. Many people have said Meghan embodies Diana’s worst qualities. Catherine embraces the better qualities of their mother-in-law. Hmm. Only time will tell how the Sussexes’ PR hierarchy spins this one.

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C.J. Hawkings has written for the now-defunct Entertainment website, Movie Pilot and the still functioning WhatCulture and ScreenRant. She prides herself as a truth seeker and will do (almost) anything for coffee or Coke No Sugar. Oh! And food!

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