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Two-Bit Jealous Prince Claims He Wants His Father And Brother Back, But Continues To Air Dirty Laundry

Spare, Harry, Fresh Attacks

It’s day three of the new year (in Australia), and we can’t go a week without hearing Prince Harry whine about his lot in life. With his memoir Spare coming out next week, he’s spoken to Anderson Cooper and Tom Bradby (as I mentioned) and has thrown fresh attacks at his family. However, it gets better, and he claims he wants his father and brother back.

I haven’t watched the promos for the interviews because his voice, like his wife’s, irritates me. First, though, I have to give mad props to The Royal Grift for being able to stomach the Anderson Cooper teaser. Now, the reason I am talking about this at all is that I seriously pity William and Charles. They have left the door open to the duo, yet it keeps getting slammed in their faces.

Then, Harry tells Anderson Cooper that he wants William and Charles back in his life. Is he seriously living an alternate reality? Thank you, Brittany (Royal News Network), for that analogy. In this opinion piece, I will be going over Harry and his endless circle of delusion.

Harry Wants William And Charles Back In His Life

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[Credit: Daily Express]

So, the first in Harry’s fresh attacks on his family see him constantly whine about “not being protected.” Anderson asks him (more on this in detail later) about the criticism, and Harry all but skirts around it and blames the media (again, more on this later on).

I’ll address this a bit later, but Harry is living in a state of delusion. He claims that ignoring him is a betrayal. What did he expect? That Charles and William were going to forget everything that was said in all the “tell-alls”? Sorry, but the King and the Prince of Wales aren’t that stupid.

Charles and Willam will never trust Harry while Meghan is still in the picture. I’m sorry (I’m not sorry, by the way) if that offends anyone, but they don’t trust Markle. At all. It’s become clear in recent years that Harry has become quite broken during his time in America. He looks miserable. Remember that footage where Meghan tried to hold Harry’s hand at the UN, and he was having none of it, but she pulled his hand into her lap and had to ensure it stayed there?

Harry is not a happy man. Why the Sussex Squad, the extreme left, can’t see that is beyond me. The photos from recent events prove this.

Did It Ever Occur To Harry That Meghan Leaked Stories?

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[Credit: The Sun]

Everyone knows that Harry isn’t too bright. After all, he had to cheat to get into Sandhurst. Moreover, I wanted to ask whether it ever crossed his mind if he thought Meghan leaked stories to the press. Of course, anyone with half a brain knows she leaked information. Remember the photos of her showing off the bracelets identical to Harry’s?

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[Credit: New Daily]

Well, this was a clear indicator at the time that she was dating Harry. I had no idea who she was until just before the engagement was announced. I had zero clue that the prince was dating someone new and didn’t care who she was as all I wanted him to be happy and to have what William had with Catherine. God, I was so wrong! I’m eating my own words even now.

Meghan, The Leaker

In his Sussex memoir Revenge, Tom Bower mentions that Meghan was pissed when the Vanity Fair article came out, and her charity work wasn’t cited. Bower says that she was given specific instructions not to mention Harry or the royals. But, of course, she did anyway and looked at what had happened. The one thing that got me was when she told Sam Kashner, “We’re a couple. We’re in love.” Oy vey.

Then, we get Sam Kashner, just days before Revenge is released, trying to counteract what he told Tom Bower. Bower was quick to issue a response where he said he verified everything with him before he even put his fingers to his keyboard.

Meghan will never own up to leaking stories. Shallon Lester has said countless times that US Weekly and Star Magazine could never get real scoops on the royals until Markle came on the scene, where it became “a leaky ship.” I would rather believe her than the Sussexes.

Spare: The Pre-Planned Interview

[Credit: Metro UK]

The Royal Grift made an interesting observation when she broke down the 60 Minutes promo. She believes everything Anderson and Harry discuss is pre-approved, like the Oprah interview. Of course, they can claim that the sitdown with Oprah wasn’t thought out, but it was as Lady O didn’t challenge them once on their claims.

I’ve said that Anderson and Tom Bradby will not challenge Harry’s claims. Why? Because the idiot prince and his harpy wife don’t want to own up to their mistakes. This is what narcissists do. I have ZERO sympathies for Harry at this point. It’s gotten to the point where every he and Meghan do is incredibly transparent and predictable.

Every interview they give doesn’t introduce anything new. It’s just rehashing things that have been said a hundred times before. Much, I will add, has been debunked.

Also, I want to ask anyone if they think Harry looked drugged up in the promo. Again, I didn’t watch it, but Royal Grift had screenshots in her video.

Why Would Charles And William Want To Forgive “The Spare”?

[Credit: Mamamia]

I also wanted to bring up a straightforward question. Why would Charles and William want to forgive Harry after everything has put them through? I’m not just talking about recently, but ever. Harry is ungrateful. He always has been. He’s his generation’s version of Prince Andrew, who loves the royal perks, but was an ass behind closed doors. There was even a famous rumoured story that his daughters wouldn’t get princess titles, so he demanded his mother give in to his demand. And guess what? It worked. Why? Because it was long speculated that Andrew was The Queen’s favourite child.

Also, there was a rumour that Andrew wanted to be William’s regent after Princess Diana’s died because the public hated Charles at the time. Harry has allowed his wife to bully his sister-in-law, his niece, and palace staff while bullying the staff out of their jobs. He also hasn’t let his children (if they exist) have the same relationship with their royal cousins that he had with his cousins growing up. The only cousins that Lili and Archie probably have anything to do with are August (Princess Eugenie’s son) and Ashleigh (Meghan’s randomly appearing niece). But even those two are a stretch.

Another likely sticking point for William is that Harry allowed his rabid fanbase to pick on his eldest son. If Harry was about everything he preaches, he would put out a statement telling the Sussex Squad to back off his nephews and niece. But no. He won’t.

Jealous Much, Harry?

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[Credit: Insider]

As we end this post, we want to finish with the image above. We all know that Harry is paranoid. The picture, which shows, the late Queen with her three heirs, the then-Prince of Wales, the Duke of Cambridge and Prince George, pushed the Duke of Sussex’s buttons. Why? Because he took it as a slight that he was omitted.

Now, this is truly a head-scratcher. Why would Harry, then-sixth in line to the throne, be included when Princess Charlotte and Prince Louis weren’t either? Oh, right. Because he believes he is an heir, too, as he allegedly was Her Majesty’s favourite grandchild.

I think it’s safe to assume that Lady Louis and James Viscount Severn take that position. Why? Because they saw their grandmother regularly, given that Prince Edward and Sophie, Countess of Wessex, lived the closest to Windsor Castle. The sheer thought that Harry was upset over a photo and thinking that the firm was against him and Meghan because he was omitted is ludicrous.

Harry hates being overshadowed by his eldest nephew, who has more importance to the monarchy than he does. George will one day become the Prince of Wales and then King. Harry’s envy is so apparent that it’s no different to Meghan’s jealousy of having to walk behind Catherine and Princess Charlotte.

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C.J. Hawkings has written for the now-defunct Entertainment website, Movie Pilot and the still functioning WhatCulture and ScreenRant. She prides herself as a truth seeker and will do (almost) anything for coffee or Coke No Sugar. Oh! And food!

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