You make my heart go pump-pump…

You make my heart go pump-pump…
Please be advised that this piece is satire and is for entertainment only…
How can you fear losing a title that you claim you never cared for? Answer us that, Meghan…
Harry will never lose his dukedom…
Meghan cannot take direction…
Does Prince Harry want to be a reincarnation of his own mother?
For someone who talks about compassion so much, Meghan Markle is not showing that to anyone within the British monarchy…
What a depressing outlook to life Harry now please, shut up!
Prince Harry thinks he has cracked the key to parenting…
So, the US Embassy had to tell the police about Prince Philip’s passing so they could pass it along to Harry…
Prince Harry’s stinging attack against his family is a strike against their mental health…
Is it just us or does Meghan Markle just love calling Prince Harry ‘my husband’ rather than by his name?
Rob Jobson, a respected royal reporter, and commentator has pointed out a quote from Prince Harry which dispels his claims about his father being horrible to him…
Another week, another Sussex Squad stupidity…
Prince William’s popularity is soaring right now and it must be upsetting for brother Harry…
It appears Meghan left Harry unprepared for living life as an American as he calls the First Amendment ‘bonkers’…
The director of the Apple TV docuseries The Me You Can’t See has revealed that Prince Harry was a volunteer to do therapy on screen…
Is Prince Harry on the verge of a very public meltdown?
Harry’s entitled behaviour is simply mind-boggling. But, saying he was neglected as a child while living a privileged lifestyle really is something else entirely…
Prince Harry finally loses it…
Prince Harry was hated before, but he’s going to be even more now that he’s exposed himself as hating all the hugs he gave small children…
We cannot believe we missed this! Harry and Meghan planned to use Diana’s legacy to their advantage by using her favourite place at Kensington Palace, the Sunken Garden as where they announced their announcement…
Harry is throwing meaningless demands around like a spoilt kid…