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Harry: The Ignorant Prince – OPINION

Prince Harry, Spare, ignorant

Oy vey. I’ve been saying that lately a lot lately. Prince Harry lives in a fantasy world. I want to credit Brittany of Royal News Network for the idea for this post. She did an hour-long reaction video to the headlines from the Duke of Sussex’s memoir, Spare. I pulled out as many of the absurd ones as I could.

For those new to Project Fangirl, I did a post explaining many of the stories that had come out in the book after it was leaked in Spain. Thanks to Brittany’s recent video, I wanted to examine some of the more ignorant headlines.

Let’s jump into the most ridiculous one: the singing sea lions!

Prince Harry Sees Meghan As A Disney Princess!

Putting aside the satire piece I wrote a while ago about Meghan believing she was a Disney Princess; Harry wrote something utterly hilarious in Spare that he claims was a sign he was about to become a first-time parent. Markle News 1 on Instagram shared a screenshot from Riley Dog on Twitter where they showed an excerpt from the book. Harry says he and Meghan were in Scotland on a boat and heard some sea lions singing.

Meghan joins in, and Harry believes it is magical.

Harry then strips down, jumps into the Scottish sea, and starts towards them. He is later told it is not a good idea because of the Killer Whales.

Yeah, I know how weird that sounds. But, unfortunately, this shows how delusional and unhinged Harry has become.

That brings us to our next point.

Harry Sees Camilla As The Wicked Stepmother

Regardless of how you feel about Camilla, the Queen Consort, you must admit that she is an absolute asset to the monarchy. She has never once complained about the treatment she has received from the press and the people of the Commonwealth.

I have a neutral view of Camilla. She did a bad thing in shacking up with a married man, but Charles wasn’t much better. Though, Diana wasn’t any more innocent than they were. Let’s not forget that the Wales marriage was all but arranged, thanks to the Queen Mother and one of Diana’s grandmothers.

Prince Harry previously said that no man in his family marries for love, but he did. Okay. So, William being with Catherine for a decade on and off wasn’t about love? What about his father returning to Camilla after his divorce from Diana? Wasn’t it about love? What about The Queen and Prince Philip, who were married for 70+ years?

Anyway, Prince Harry claims that Camilla plotted to become Queen Consort. Talk about ignorant.

From everything I have seen about Camilla, she is a lovely woman who loves Charles greatly. If this wasn’t the case, why would The Queen, before she died, put out a statement saying it was her “sincerest wish” for Camilla to be known as “The Queen Consort” upon Charles’ accession? It makes no sense for her to be the “wicked stepmother.” Harry has been listening to Meghan’s fairytale stories of Ariel and Rapunzel.

Prince Harry: The Rock And A Hard Place

People have often heard that Charles should’ve been with Camilla from the start. Alas, I agree. He loved her a lot more than he ever did Diana. However, at the time, arranged marriage was still a massive deal in Britain’s monarchy. Or rather, The Queen Mother tried to keep it going for as long as possible.

However, had Prince Charles and Lady Diana not married, we wouldn’t have Prince William and, by extension, Prince Harry. Camilla has never tried to be Diana. She has children of her own, and do you honestly think The Queen would’ve tolerated another woman trying to parent her two grieving grandsons who lost their mother? No.

Also, despite working hard, Camilla is not the stereotypical vain woman Harry makes her out to be in Spare. He even drags William into it by saying he doesn’t want Charles to marry a second time. We don’t know if William ever felt that way about the Queen Consort. Quite frankly, it doesn’t matter. She makes Charles extremely happy. That is the main thing. His sons don’t get to decide what makes him happy and what doesn’t.

Prince Harry Was Bigoted And Ignorant Before He Met Meghan (No, Duh!)

I won’t stay on this point too much, as we all know the stories about what a racist Harry is. But he says in Spare that he was bigoted before he met Meghan. Um. He still is, as he won’t take accountability for anything. He also doesn’t care who he hurts along the way.

He’s much like Meghan in that respect. Prince Harry doesn’t want to understand that he is the problem. He is unwell, and it shows in the book. What he doesn’t realise is that his words have consequences. Someone came out earlier saying they knew someone who attended Eton with Harry, and they were bullied for something horrible by him.

Also, I find it impossible that he didn’t know that ‘R**head’ and ‘P**i’ were derogatory terms. Also, the ‘Y’ word is a derogatory term towards Americans, specifically New Yorkers or those from New England, for those who might not be aware. Though it is said as a term of endearment, it is also used as the name of the New York Yankees Baseball team.

Harry Didn’t Understand Why Meghan’s Wedding Tiara Had To Have A Police Escort

For someone who was born a prince, Harry is either as foolish as a box of rocks, or he’s just ignorant. It could be both. Anyway, one excerpt claims that he thought the process to acquire the Queen Mary Bandeau Tiara that Meghan wore at their wedding was overkill. Um. He does realise that every piece of jewellery in the royal collection is worth millions of pounds.

As Brittany mentioned in her reaction video, there was a case in Sweden where a tiara was stolen, thrown in a river, and never found. Also, by snapping her fingers, Meghan cannot demand things when she wants. This is what Prince Harry doesn’t understand. There are protocols in place, hence why there was a police escort needed.

It’s annoying that he would see it as an inconvenience.

No One Cares About Prince Harry And William’s Todgers!

There are at least two todger references in Spare. One is that Harry had a frostbitten todger at William’s wedding in 2011. The second is Harry’s claim that the story regarding whether he and his brother were circumcised was of public interest.

First off, I heard that Princess Diana was against circumcision. This was a story I had never heard until recently. Secondly, people do not care if they are circumcised. It’s a private thing that I doubt William would want out there. If I were him, I would pull Prince Harry back to the UK and kick his behind.

Prince Harry Accuses Prince William And King Charles Of Being Jealous

This has been said a million times, but Harry believes his brother and father were jealous.

Who were they allegedly jealous of? Begins with M. Yes. Harry accuses William and Charles of being jealous of Meghan. PLEASE. Why would they be jealous of a D-list actress who hadn’t contributed anything to society except photos of herself hugging impoverished African children?

William and Charles have done more to help charities in their entire lifetimes than Meghan has done. I say this because Meghan’s charity doesn’t date back very far. I’m aware she claimed to donate clothes as a teenager, but did she continue to do this as she got older? Only when it benefits her. Sorry to quote Shallon Lester here, but she is right on the money.

As a side note, when Shallon Lester said this, she referred to Meghan, claiming she’s black. That’s when Ms Lester says only when it benefits her [Meghan].

Also, Harry’s indication that Charles hates Catherine is total BS. He adores her and sees her as the daughter he always wanted. What are the odds that Harry is pissed that his father, despite walking Meghan down the aisle, doesn’t have the same relationship with her as he does Kate? I think it’s a pretty high assumption.

Blaming The Queen For The Breakup With Chelsy Davy

Okay, this next one is a doozy involving the late Queen. Harry claims that his grandmother was part of the reason why he broke up with Chelsy Davy, his girlfriend whom he dated for much of his twenties. His grandmother didn’t like her free-spirited lifestyle, allegedly.

So, you broke up with your girlfriend because your grandmother, who happens to be the Queen of England, doesn’t like her? Okay, then.

Harry Believes That William And Catherine Were Suits Fans

Here’s another thing that takes the cake of ignorance. It shows Harry and, in a sense, Meghan are delusional. It is claimed in Spare that William and Catherine were Suits fans. Um. What? If this were true, it would have come out years ago.

Also, Harry claims that he was worried that his brother and sister-in-law would hound Meghan for an autograph. For those unsure if this is real, it is genuine. It contradicts the narrative from the engagement interview which Meghan later called an “orchestrated reality show” on Netflix’s Harry & Meghan, much to the distain of the interviewer, Mishal Husain.

In that interview, Harry said before Meghan, he had never heard of Suits. So, if William and Catherine were fans, they would have mentioned it to him.

Harry Accused Charles of Being Cold When Diana Died

Charles allegedly doesn’t take too much of a beating in the book, but Harry accuses him of being ‘cold’ and not hugging him when they were told Diana had died. This part shows how sick Harry is when thinking his pa is jealous and uncaring. Something else emerged about how the now-King wasn’t meant to be a single parent.

Now, Charles was not cold towards either of his sons. There is photographic evidence of the now-King holding his then-twelve-year-old son’s hand as they looked at the flowers left outside Buckingham Palace. Don’t believe me? Here’s the proof.

Believing Meghan Wouldn’t Raise Children In A Disrespectful Environment – When She’s Disrespectful To Everyone She Dubs Below Her

Harry thinks that Meghan is the perfect mother. Outside of his own, of course. He claims she refused to raise children in an environment where there was disrespect. This came after he disrespected her, and she told him not to talk to her like garbage. Um. Pot meet kettle.

She talks to people who she dubs below her like trash. So, it’s hypocritical that she would say this when she consistently disrespects people, including The Queen. Remember her “I love grandmothers!” comment during the Oprah interview?

I fear how Archie and Lili will turn out. Will they see their mother mistreating people as normal behaviour?

Meghan Told Prince Harry To Get Therapy

Harry claims that Meghan told him to get therapy after a massive fight. However, he fails to remember that Meghan did not tell him to get treatment. It was WILLIAM who told him to do it. After the relationship went public, he was questioned and said, “Absolutely not. It was William.”

I found a news article by Mercury News from around the time of the Oprah interview, which mentions that Harry, in 2017, said that it was William who got him into therapy, not Meghan. The article also calls him out for constantly changing the narrative.

Diana Is A Saint, And Meghan Prayed To Her For Clarity

Harry is seen as a delusional nutjob throughout the excerpts. But this next one is just bizarre. One is when he took Meghan to visit his mother’s gravesite at the Althorp estate, leaving her to have a private moment at the grave. This isn’t necessarily odd, as William has probably done the same with Catherine. However, it’s what he claims he saw when he returned to her.

According to Harry, Meghan was on her knees with her hands “flat against the stone”, asking for clarity and guidance. This tells us how delusional they are as they consider Diana a god. Who would pray to a grave of a person they’ve never met?

This reminds me of when Ellen told Meghan via an earpiece to put a healing crystal to her head during a “game.” Yeah, and then the ‘therapy session’ played out during the Netflix ‘docuseries.’ Oh, and the tapping during The Me You Can’t See.

Diana Told Him To Make Up With His Family At His Grandmother’s Funeral

Has Harry become engrained in the spiritual worship of his dead mother? Man, he’s becoming the male version of Princess Märtha Louise of Norway. He alleges that his mother told him to make amends with his family at his grandmother’s funeral. Um. The woman has been dead for 25 years, Harry. Move on!

There is a reason why your delusional mind can’t get past the fact that your family want nothing to do with you unless you dump the wife in the River Thames and let her swim to shore on her own. They love you and always have your best interests but cannot trust you. You’re unwell if you think your mother told you from beyond the grave.

His Mother Faked Her Death

Every child who has lost a family member at a young age has a way of coping with the loss. Harry is no different. Yes, he was only weeks away from turning 13 when his mother died, but thinking his mother faked her death, was a bit of a stretch when his father and aunts went to retrieve her body from Paris.

How can he explain when she didn’t resurface?

Couldn’t Tell A Joke From Reality When William And Catherine Allegedly Told Him To Wear THE Uniform

Harry is truly delusional if he cannot tell a joke from reality. In the book, he blames William and Catherine for his N*** uniform “mishap.” Here’s the thing. He was a twenty-year-old man with a mind of his own. So, why didn’t he use his brain to do the sensible thing?

I don’t believe that William and Catherine made him do anything. I think his delusional mind is being preyed upon by his wife. Why? She exploits everything that is a weakness, and the N*** uniform situation is one of those. This is just like the Suits thing. I believe Harry put that in to soothe Meghan’s ego.

William and Catherine would not “make him” do anything. He was an adult who could decide what he could wear to a fancy dress party.

Claims He Wasn’t William’s Best Man At His 2011 Wedding, And It Was All A Show

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The second-last delusional aspect of Harry’s book I want to cover is his claim that he wasn’t the real best man at William’s 2011 wedding to Catherine. He alleges that he wasn’t William’s best man. According to an article in the Express, it is claimed that he was forced to go along with his brother’s “bold-faced lie” and that he had to act the part for the public. He also says William didn’t want him doing a “best man speech” and that the actual best men were his brother’s friends James Mead and Thomas Van Straubenzee.

Um. He walked to the church with William and was the first to see Catherine as she walked down the aisle with her dad. A best man is supposed to stand at the altar with the groom. Regardless of his delusional state, he was William’s best man. Sorry, H.

Harry Makes Meghan Sound Like Cinderella

Finally, we reach the end of the delusional state of mind of Prince Harry. Kind of. So, one final ignorant thought Harry had that I have seen is his claims that he wanted to tell his father that Meghan can make her own clothes, doesn’t eat much and doesn’t take up much room.

Um. She spent a million pounds on maternity clothing she has only worn once. Catherine doesn’t spend that much in a year.

What does this sound like? Oh, right. Cinderella.

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C.J. Hawkings has written for the now-defunct Entertainment website, Movie Pilot and the still functioning WhatCulture and ScreenRant. She prides herself as a truth seeker and will do (almost) anything for coffee or Coke No Sugar. Oh! And food!

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